
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
english stop being a special snowflake
English: The Hipster Language
(Source: shifwa)
| reblogged onthewingsofinnocence-deactivat | originally shifwa |
Some of these are fake. A few of these countries don’t even refer it to being close to “ananas”
this is why english is silly in the silly ways